BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via silveryshadow)
SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.
AHAHHAHA
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actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
No
If there is a donut on a dick you better fucking believe I’m skipping the dick and going straight for the donut.
Fuck off dicks
There are donuts here
An interesting dimension calledA urinary track infection.
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actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
No
If there is a donut on a dick you better fucking believe I’m skipping the dick and going straight for the donut.
Fuck off dicks
There are donuts here
An interesting dimension called
A urinary track infection.
(Source: hellomynameissteph, via pocketchina)
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.
this literally made my life.
(via lezgobacktohogwarts)
Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary Video Tribute
AAAAA
That moment when you realize you recognize EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THOSE. SHOWS!
(Source: vimeo.com, via pocketchina)
Just click the two bottom images and read the reviews. Trust me.
[x]
(via thescienceofjohnlock)
(Source: spongebobsworld, via silveryshadow)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
ANNE FRANKLY THEY’RE NOT FUNNY.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh, via silveryshadow)
Square (n.)
1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A Miami-native that is excessively dorky and enjoys anything Disney-related, video games, shows from the 90's, and science jokes.
